shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
petparent: poopflow: do you ever feel like a plastic bag No, I always feel like a Prada bag
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
tyleroakley: zombiegenocidest: ACCURATE.
hellohooligan: leon-s-kennedy: When I grow up I want to be the protagonist of a video game all my life
Anonymous asked: So uhm your pretty darn cute how does one get a date with you?
dashboardpolaroid: Homophobic language isn’t always meant to be hurtful, but how often do we use it without thinking? Just reminding everyone about the existence of this site, because yes. Should be required viewing for the human race.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP. I didn’t think my love for vodka could increase until now
consolecadet: looking at your art from 3 years ago more like this is why i dont watch my high school self dance LOL
Seventeen Types, Seventeen Questions
Normal: Do you have any hidden talents?
Fire: Would you consider yourself hot-headed or more even-tempered?
Water: Can you swim? Do you like to swim?
Grass: Would you say you have a green thumb? What have you grown?
Electric: What do you think of thunderstorms?
Flying: How high have you ever been up?
Rock: What is your most precious treasure?
Ground: Are you down to Earth or would you say your head is more in the clouds?
Poison: What is the most disgusting thing you've eaten?
Bug: What is your self-esteem like?
Ice: Do you have to warm up to people you've just met?
Fighting: Do you prefer hand to hand combat or to fight with a weapon?
Psychic: If you could choose telepathy, telekinesis, or precognition, which one would you choose?
Ghost: What are you most afraid of?
Steel: Are you brave or do you easily become nervous or scared?
Dark: Are you street smart?
Dragon: What is your favourite mythological creature?
I find it difficult to choose between thinking that it’s not the right time or person yet and thinking that there’s just something fundamentally wrong with myself.
I seriously miss having an intimate mental and emotional connection with another human being. Platonic or not. That hasn’t happened in a while.
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littlehareeena: This is probably what heaven looks like AH
lostnaked: Let’s cuddle (˘ ᵕ˘(˘ᵕ ˘) / ⌒つ⊂⌒ヽ