"i had a horrible bad dream about your roommate"
“i dreamt that he was gay. HAHAHAHA” “…wait mom there’s nothing wrong with that” “yeah well i don’t care if he is that is his business. if he is don’t let him influence you” ”..you can’t be influenced to be gay. you don’t get to choose.” “oh really?” “yeah..LOL” ——- ...
Anonymous asked: You like dance, derping, corgis, food, pokemon and lady gaga.
felixng asked: DANCE, GAGA, POKEMON, CORGI, FOOD.
Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've...
carebearrrxo: hellokathyy: cupcakekurt: I would love this so much. ooo! This sounds interesting…i never reblog this kind of things, but i would looove to know what anyone has learned about me or assumed about me based on the things i write and reblog. :p anyoneeee? o: http://carebearrrxo.tumblr.com/ask www.aloeveralotion.tumblr.com/ask
today i was talking about my sexuality with my...
dantesinfernape: halfpsychoticsickhypnotic: soul22: Well obviously I don’t know how many “FUCK ME SO I CAN BEAR YOUR CHILDREN UUUUGH YES” people exist, but I like this perspective regardless of the flawed logic.
I am loving this you and i tshirt
jonkaichiu: justfay: Funniest thing in the world. I love this so much LOL. I actually understood everything! ROFLMFFAOA
My roommate just called me back
Here i was expecting a sheltered, goobery mexican freshman I have a black sophomore as a roommate. He was really friendly on the phone too! LOL COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED
So I tried calling my roommate yesterday
He hasn’t tried contacting me and I can’t find any other way other than phone to contact him. I make the call and turns out that it’s his home phone number. A lady with a Mexican accent picks up. “Hi can I speak to Emmanuel please?” “Which Emmanuel?” “…uh. Well I’m going to be his roommate at UCLA next year.” “Oh you are...
Stay Up, Get Down: hellohooligan: someone do this... →
xuperjoy: hellohooligan: someone do this because im bored as fuck fadedmermaid: 1. tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? 2. what on your body is hurting or bothering you? 3. what was your last thought before going to bed last night? 4. what are you listening to? 5. what’s something you’re not looking forward to? 6. where do you think your best...
Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or...
journietogallifrey: I feel like if we give the hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get away from them. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it could rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way. ROLFMAFOAFA