Outburst

astrofidelity:

3oetrope:

lucyduffield:

After being in relationships with extremely skinny men, here is why I think they are pointless:

• Your sex life will be limited. Well, you wouldn’t want to snap him? Plus, if you went on top, you’d lose him inside you. It’d be like a vacuum sucking up a whisker.
• He’ll bruise you up but not in a…

This is just really funny

I need to gain weight. ;_;

When you cook for him, make sure you add lard to every meal. This may help make him get fatter. It may also block his arteries but that’s a long term issue and you probably won’t be with him then so you don’t need to worry about that.

I cracked up at that.
 

“What orphanage did you run away from? Do you want some soup? Don’t worry you can always have more” ROFLAMFOA

THIS MAKES ME FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT MYSELF